Ireneanda Blog: Jeremy London Like the back of a Volkswagen

Dick here with an apology to all our loyal Pralines & Dickies out there. This is blasphemy that we have not weighed in on the chaos in London Jeremy kidnapping that hit the news a week ago. A 90-has-been in trouble? The Praline & Dick signal beaming high in the night sky! No fear, we have come to the rescue. For Dick Cave! (On second thoughts, Dick Cave sounds like fodder for a site that is totally different Let's skip it and go straight to Jeremy London. Mmkay?)

On June 17, actor and "recovering" drug addict Jeremy London, stated that on the night of June 10, he had been kidnapped and forced to smoke marijuana at gunpoint and buying alcohol for Palm Springs rowdy gang 'of If these "bandits." Wild claims sound ridiculous to you, it's because, true or not, it's actually ridiculous wild. However, Brandon Adams, 26 years old arrested for kidnapping 37 years in London, has a much different story to tell. Adams claims that after helping the London fix a flat tire, the actor asked for Xanax and Oxycontin in exchange for buying beer Adams. The deal was made and twelve hours later, London called police to report he had just escaped a kidnapping.

Truth will inevitably emerge in the end, but for now London is holding fast in the middle of the public doubts the story of his family, including identical twin brother and fellow Jason tragedy (which itself appears able to boast of pure drug / criminal record Congratulations. Jason! I loved you in The Man in the Moon and Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar!). It's no secret that escaped abductees Jeremy has struggled with prescription drug abuse in the past, a topic which recently opened in before the alleged abduction.

Personally, I find it hard to believe with 37 year old man kidnapped solely to give a kick to the "bandits" who just want the pleasure of making use drugs at gunpoint. Furthermore, why do they have a London buy alcohol for them? Adams clearly enough to buy their own and can obviously afford it, because he was also in possession of drugs. I have never bought drugs, but I say they are expensive. A 6-pack, on the other hand, costs about $ 12, give or take.